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		<title>Extreme Canada Day Inebriation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I love National holidays because you get a day off work (paid if they’re not dicks about it) and the entire country usually holds hands and gets all fucked up together. Except maybe in Québec, things aren’t as easy going over here. Every year on July 1st (for those who don’t know when Canada Day [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://youreprettywhenidrink.com/wp/2010/08/02/extreme-canada-day-inebriation/</link>
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		<title>Cuban Consumption Crisis II</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After a few days of ripping the beach and getting piss drunk around the resort, we all decided to try out one of the local clubs. There were club promotions scattered around the bars so we just chose one people at the resort claimed was alright. We handed, what appeared to be a Cuban club [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://youreprettywhenidrink.com/wp/2010/06/14/cuban-consumption-crisis-ii/</link>
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		<title>Cuban Consumption Crisis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Four years ago I went to Cuba with BrownTown, The Ukraine and my now ex-girlfriend MJK. Why would I bring my girlfriend on a trip like this while my friends left their girlfriends at home? Because I got fucked, that's why. Initially we were all supposed to go with our women but their chicks cancelled on them and mine refused to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://youreprettywhenidrink.com/wp/2010/05/19/cuban-consumption-crisis/</link>
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		<title>Dangerous Happy Hour Leads to Unfortunate Situations for the General Public</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago was St-Patty's day weekend which meant the entire world united and drank dangerous amounts of alcohol while dressed up as leprechauns. It culminated on Sunday when the parade hit the streets of Montreal in an impressive public display of degenerative behaviour. This was not the case for me since God fucking hates [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://youreprettywhenidrink.com/wp/2010/04/08/dangerous-happy-hour-leads-to-unfortunate-situations-for-the-general-public/</link>
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		<title>World Class Smuggler &amp; Eventual Buffoon</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Almost every time I go watch the Canadiens play (they're a hockey team for those who are confused) at the Bell center, it's more or less a given that I get completely mangled. I don't necessarily have the mindset to go out and swill like a jackass, it just seems to happen. Just go through "The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://youreprettywhenidrink.com/wp/2010/03/01/world-class-smuggler-eventual-buffoon/</link>
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		<title>The Cancun Chronicles I</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few years ago, the fellas and I organized a trip to Cancun. Somehow we managed to get 8 of us, despite work and educational commitments, to fly out to Mexico together and embark on a heavy drinking extravaganza for an entire week. Among the eight were The Real Deal, DMilz, Dimsum, CG13, the Ukraine, NardStar, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://youreprettywhenidrink.com/wp/2010/02/09/cancun-chronicles-i/</link>
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		<title>The Cancun Chronicles II</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After a full week of complete and utter disregard for our personal health, questionable hygiene and the never-ending battle with the locals and their need to be tipped for simply letting us breathe, our trip was coming to an end. It was the last day of freedom and we were all pretty wrecked so we just lounged around [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://youreprettywhenidrink.com/wp/2010/02/09/the-cancun-chronicles-ii/</link>
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		<title>The Double Whammy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Introducing “The Real Deal”
The internet is a funny thing. Free internet dating sites are an entirely different level of  funny. It's more what you call 'fucking hilarious'. I was introduced to this new realm of e-mingling by my good friend from high school who since lives in Ottawa; MCF. He was installing gas heating at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://youreprettywhenidrink.com/wp/2010/01/25/the-double-whammy/</link>
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		<title>The Boys Go Out, I Decide I’m Rich</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This all went down in October, just a few months ago. The Real Deal and I decided to go over to DMilz’s place to watch the Habs/Blackhawks and then hit St-Laurent afterwards for some alcohol induced mayhem. We picked up a 2-4 of Budweiser and made our way over to his place. We had our [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://youreprettywhenidrink.com/wp/2010/01/13/the-boys-go-out-i-decide-i%e2%80%99m-rich/</link>
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		<title>New Year&#8217;s Eve Debauchery</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As has become the tradition, every New Year's Eve we party at BrownTown's place. His basement wields a deadly bar, he empties out the knick knacks and the breakables and we just throw 'er down like the booze hungry fiends we are. Usually anywhere between 20-30 people show up and we just get totally twisted [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://youreprettywhenidrink.com/wp/2009/12/30/new-years-eve-debauchery/</link>
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