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		<title>Personal Pub Crawl and Prostitute Harassment</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t know what it is but going out for “a few drinks” with my friends always turns into some epic drunken quest of ridiculous deeds and sadistic urges to defy any normal amounts of alcohol consumption. What started as a harmless 5 a 7 with NardStar evolved into pure, unfiltered stupidity and as history [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cuban Consumption Crisis: Idiocy Reborn</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 02:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a few months ago the fellas and I travelled to Cuba. It was March break for the Cegep students and our timing could not have been better to meet a bunch of young booze hounds ready to drink themselves into oblivion. But those tales are mired in confusion and enormous memory lapses. What follows [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Pretty When I Drink: The Beginning</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2011 19:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every tragedy has its roots and the troubled beginnings of my getting far too drunk with my group of friends can be traced back to what was a time of innocence; the early years of high school. Or maybe it was nightmarish torture and absolute hell, depending on the kind of high school crowds paid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lessons in Life at the Habs Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 15:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As should have become apparent through other stories posted here in the past, Habs games at the Bell Center equal damaging, destructive drinking nights for myself and whoever else is involved. This Saturday night in early January would be no different as BrownTown and I had tickets to watch our beloved Canadiens play those shit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ukraine Succumbs to a Confusing Attack….Because of Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 22:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past August, on a lovely Thursday summer evening, four young and successful champions of liberty and justice ventured out to a renowned middle-aged pick up bar, named Thursday’s incidentally, for what they only expected to be a casual happy hour outing. Little did our heroes know the perils and drunken futility that lay ahead [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Normal Camping for Some, Pain and Minor Mutilation for Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 20:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’d be lying if I had an accurate date for when this happened. I couldn’t have been more than 19 years old when a bunch of us went camping at Oka Park with the subtle and attainable goals of getting sloppy drunk and setting things on fire. Over the years I usually try to go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Habs Drunkenness and a Flimsy Tale of Deceit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 18:09:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This episode happened last February as The Real Deal and I went to the Bell Centre to watch our beloved Canadiens and, as usual, it turned into a colossal beer festival. The Habs were playing the Washington Capitals and my papa had generously given me tickets to the game. It was a Tuesday night game [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unbridled Stupidity and Unmitigated Mayhem on a Thursday Night</title>
		<link>http://youreprettywhenidrink.com/wp/2010/12/22/unbridled-stupidity-and-unmitigated-mayhem-on-a-thursday-night/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 23:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since I’ve been on a tear writing about Tyler Durden’s heroic vehicular exploits lately, I figure I’d go for the hat-trick and pump one more disastrous car night into the site. This is one of the vintage nights where I go out with the simple dream of having a few pints and getting to bed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Championship Debacle</title>
		<link>http://youreprettywhenidrink.com/wp/2010/11/16/the-championship-debacle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 16:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I play hockey religiously. I have been doing so for the last 20 years without having missed more than half a season to injury due to the simple fact that I am a towering juggernaut of a man with the muscle mass of a God, not because I’m a pussy who avoids the corners at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Night Prison Beckoned</title>
		<link>http://youreprettywhenidrink.com/wp/2010/10/28/the-night-prison-beckoned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 20:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone at some point or another in their life makes some absolutely retarded decisions and hopefully they learn not to make them again. Hopefully. I am of a different breed, a breed of sheer stupidity which thrives on the outright refusal to learn anything from my errors. Not because I mean to, it’s just the [...]]]></description>
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