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		<title>A Tale of Boredom</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check the emails section in the “stories” tab to give you a background on why you’re reading these emails.   From: ---- (--------------@hotmail.com) Sent: June 29, 2009 4:37:21 PM To: The Real Deal Sitting at my computer desk, browsing the internet like an assassin, undetected by all who walk past, I fall upon a Red [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Tale of Boredom (pt 2)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: ----(--------------@hotmail.com) Sent: July 2, 2009 4:08:45 PM To: The Real Deal Quietly eating my lunch at a vacant table, away from some of the horrible scum I work with, I mind my own business. Like a rabid hyena, I eat left over pork chops from last night's BBQ. No time for utensils since my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Tale of Boredom- Horror Revisited</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: ---- (--------------@hotmail.com) Sent: July 3, 2009 12:46:17 PM To: The Real Deal                   I'm glad this makes you laugh because it drives me to certain insanity. I'll take a picture for you one day...you'll never sleep again       Ahhh it's Friday. Prospects of weekend silliness are on the horizon. Customers are oddly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Tale of Boredom-Shameless Stupidity Renewed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: ---- (--------------@hotmail.com) Sent: September 14, 2009 2:18:35 PM To: The Real Deal                      Things have been quiet since our triumphant return from an insane European adventure. I have dealt with halfwit customers asking me ridiculous questions about products they have literally made up as they walked towards me, I have watched children completely self-destruct when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Tale of Boredom- Horror Resurrected</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: ---- (--------------@hotmail.com) Sent: November 5, 2009 1:58:03 PM To: The Real Deal   I woke up at the unholy hour of 4:30 AM this morning because I had to be at work for 6 AM. I am not a morning person at 10 AM, let alone waking up while normal people are still in bed and freaks [...]]]></description>
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