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22Dec/10Off

Unbridled Stupidity and Unmitigated Mayhem on a Thursday Night

Since I’ve been on a tear writing about Tyler Durden’s heroic vehicular exploits lately, I figure I’d go for the hat-trick and pump one more disastrous car night into the site. This is one of the vintage nights where I go out with the simple dream of having a few pints and getting to bed at a reasonable time, you know, so I can be somewhat coherent at work the next day. Sadly this was not the case and I ended up in a completely absurd situation filled with unconditional confusion and un-paralleled wonder at how I or Tyler Durden have not been thrown in prison yet.