16Nov/10Off
The Championship Debacle
I play hockey religiously. I have been doing so for the last 20 years without having missed more than half a season to injury due to the simple fact that I am a towering juggernaut of a man with the muscle mass of a God, not because I’m a pussy who avoids the corners at all costs. I figured you all should know, that’s what friends do. They share. This past summer the team I played for won the garage league playoffs and we proceeded to party like wild animals well into the morning, ending with a near sleepless night for myself, complete paranoid fear of police arrests and a disaster of a day at work on Friday.