Cuban Consumption Crisis

Four years ago I went to Cuba with BrownTown, The Ukraine and my now ex-girlfriend MJK. Why would I bring my girlfriend on a trip like this while my friends left their girlfriends at home? Because I got fucked, that's why. Initially we were all supposed to go with our women but their chicks cancelled on them and mine refused to take a hint. It didn't affect anything. I still wound up getting totaled and acting like an inebriated buffoon for the better part of the trip but still, it would have been sheer madness had it been just the boys. Having said that, the first day we landed at our resort (editor's note; do not go to the Villa Cuba resort, it was a slum) we unpacked our belongings and made our way to the bar.