Dangerous Happy Hour Leads to Unfortunate Situations for the General Public

A few weeks ago was St-Patty's day weekend which meant the entire world united and drank dangerous amounts of alcohol while dressed up as leprechauns. It culminated on Sunday when the parade hit the streets of Montreal in an impressive public display of degenerative behaviour. This was not the case for me since God fucking hates me and robbed me of electricity during the night, which made me miss my early morning alarm and the parade. But I'm not here to point fingers, instead I'll tell you about the stupidity I was embroiled in the Friday night of that magical weekend, which might have rivalled anything I could have pulled off that Sunday.