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Introducing “The Real Deal”
The internet is a funny thing. Free internet dating sites are an entirely different level of funny. It's more what you call 'fucking hilarious'. I was introduced to this new realm of e-mingling by my good friend from high school who since lives in Ottawa; MCF. He was installing gas heating at the time and his work partner 'Harvey' would rant and rave about this online dating site called plentyoffish.com. Two seconds to sign up, it's free and he's fucking a different girl every week. Somehow this site was just a secret haven of unsatisfied women looking to get jack-hammered by men with only the most basic of qualities. You put up a picture, write two quick lines of BS about how you're looking for “the one” and just like that you've got a healthy selection of pathetic women to choose from.
The Boys Go Out, I Decide I’m Rich
This all went down in October, just a few months ago. The Real Deal and I decided to go over to DMilz’s place to watch the Habs/Blackhawks and then hit St-Laurent afterwards for some alcohol induced mayhem. We picked up a 2-4 of Budweiser and made our way over to his place. We had our sleeping gear with us since we knew there was no fucking way any of us would be in any kind of condition to get home under our own steam. Here’s how the night went.
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